YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH DBSK WHEN YOU:
[x] 1. Buy a new phone because the old one didn’t let you put DBSK ringtones.
[x] 2. Set your internet passwords to go along the lines of ‘Yunjaeyoosumin♥’ and 'DBSKHwaiting!'
[x] 3. Have your computer desktop icons moved because, ‘they were covering Jaejoong’s face’.
>LOL, so true.
[x] 4. Cry when you see them perform…on tv.
>Seriously.
[ ] 5. Have already thought up the names of your future children with them.
[ ] 6. Hear people call then gay and you get excited and say ‘Really? Who do you think is dating who?’
[ ] 7. Refuse to call them a ‘boy band’ and call them ‘man band’ or ‘acapella dance group’.
[ ] 8. Place health, family, and school 2nd behind watching streaming DBSK and fangirling.
[ ] 9. Date an Asian just to be one step closer.
[ ] 10. Hum DBSK songs when passing Asians in hopes they’ll talk to you.
[ ] 11. Cut your hair like one of the members.
[x] 12. Start learning Korean or Japanese just in case you ever meet them.
[ ] 13. Curse Cassiopeia, but praise them for their fancams.
[ ] 14. Realize you have more fangirl friends than real friends…
[ ] 15. Celebrate the members’ birthdays, but not your significant other’s.
[x] 16. Have turned your mother into a fangirl, and have moved on to your dad.
>My parents liked them ever since they heard Bolero.
[x] 17. Debate whether you should eat for the next month or get that new photobook.
[x] 18. Read Fanfiction at work/school.
[ ] 19. Write Fanfiction at work/school.
[x] 20. Have at least one Photoshopped photo of the members as girls.
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.[x] 21. Rank the men you meet from ‘not even human’ to ‘godly like DBSK’.
[x] 22. Buy a 1TB external hard drive for all the HQ & HD DBSK goodness.
[ ] 23. Have uploaded a video on youtube related to DBSK.
[ ] 24. Have made it your life mission to convert everyone to the DBSK way.
[x] 25. Join LiveJournal just for the DBSG community.
[x] 26. Join Soompi for the same reason.
[x] 27. Buy their album, all 4 versions.
[ ] 28. Snarl like an animal at any female they get close to (or in some instances, wish you were that girl).
[ ] 29. Get confused in biology when they tell you ‘Sheep’ and ‘Bunnies’ can’t have babies.
[ ] 30. Squeal w/joy when you find out ‘Lions’ and ‘Tigers’ CAN have babies.
[ ] 31. Expect every singer to be able to sing in 4 languages.
[x] 32. Know the Korean fan chants and scream while you watch them perform.
[x] 33. Hear people talk about them breaking up you yell, ‘5-1=0, 5-1=0!!!!’
[ ] 34. Ask your significant lover to ‘squeal like a dolphin’ and get upset when they don’t do it right.
[ ] 35. Associate the word ‘duck’ with Xiah’s generous posterior.
[ ] 36. Expect ‘Eu Kyung Kyung’ to come out in the dictionary.
[x] 37. Find yourself understanding and laughing at Xiah’s oyagi gags.
[x] 38. Don’t think playing soccer on someone’s forehead is impossible.
[ ] 39. Think Chunglish is an actual language, and study it.
[ ] 40. Start to think guys that cry in public are ‘very sexy’.
[x] 41. Begin wearing shoes w/o socks because Micky does it.
[ ] 42. Swear MinxFood is your OTP.
[ ] 43. Found yourself shopping for Mangdoongie at the pet store.
[x] 44. Expect all Asians to be as tall as Max.
[x] 45. Freak out that the songs on the radio don’t have a ‘sonic scream’.
[ ] 46. Start to think Max’s so snarky he might be Snape’s nephew.
[x] 47. Think all leaders should be like Yunho, and get disappointed when they aren’t.
[ ] 48. Have read/written a haiku about U-Know’s lip mole.
[x] 49. Love that U-Know thinks Bambi is a girl.
[ ] 50. Acquire an obsession with moobs.
[ ] 51. Ask your significant other why THEY don’t have a small face like U-Know.
[x] 52. Agrees that Hero could win the title of ‘Miss Universe’ if only they allowed men to enter.
[x] 53. Know Hero can’t dance well and Don’t Care AT ALL.
[x] 54. Find that expressionless men are your ideal.
[x] 55. The top 30 songs on your iTunes are all by DBSK.
[ ] 56. Automatically classify anyone who doesn't know who DBSK are as clueless idiots as inferior human beings.
[x] 57. Feel the need to listen to DBSK 24/7...even in your sleep.
[x] 58. See a mirror and think 'MIROTIC'. (ILU JJ FOR THAT)
[x] 59. Acquire a fetish for black silk.
[ ] 60. Cry when people say DBSK is getting old.
[x] 61. Play word-association and the first thing that comes to mind has to do with DBSK...even the word sardine.
[x] 62. Think men look better with eyeliner.
[x] 63. Think it's normal for men to wear more bling than you.
[ ] 64. Don't know Korean, but can correctly sing every single song with perfect pronunciation.
[x] 65. Name your new puppy 'Max' or 'Hero' in honor of DBSK.
>I will if I have one.
[x] 66. Start adorning your msn-chats/text messages with emoticons (when you used to hate those things) after you found out Jae does it.
[x] 67. No longer think purses aren't gender specific.
[x] 68. Know & celebrate their birthdays, but can't remember your friends' OR parents.
[x] 69. Compare the age of every person you meet how old they'd be in relation to -insert member here-.
[x] 70. Buy things with the color red simply because it's DBSK's color.
[x] 71. Have pictures of them on your school supplies.
[ ] 72. Have had to explain who they are to a teacher because he/she noticed the pictures on your school supplies.
[x] 73. Have learned the moves to more than one of their dances.
>Does the part when Yunho raps in MIROTIC count?
[ ] 74. Would gladly date one of their siblings, if only because that would mean you are related to them.
[ ] 75. Move a guy closer to the top of your 'who I'd date list' just because he is a fanboy.
[ ] 76. Are confident you'd be instant friends with just about every other DBSK fangirl, even if you didn't speak the same language.
[x]77. Giggled when you first heard the new album was called Mirotic, because you knew they wanted to call it 'Erotic', but couldn't.
[ ] 78. Say red is your favorite color, even if it isnt.
[ ] 79. Scold Lee SooMan for knowing how to rape you of any money you planned on having, ever.
[x]80. Have convinced yourself that 6 years (or more) is not really that big of an age difference when it comes to dating/getting married (just because you'd like to believe you had a chance with them if you met them).
>My dad is 7 years older than my mum.
[ ] 81. At one point or another you joked about/seriously considered nameing one of your current/future children after them.
[x] 82. Are determined to turn your current/future son into a fanboy.
[x] 83. Realize the most organized folder on your computer is the one that holds your pictures of DBSK, all 1,000+ of them...
>Proof:
[x] 84. Laugh when you realize jae's nickname is 'BooJae'.
[x] 85. Utterly LOVE the person who came up with the idea that the boys turn and sing to each other during their powerballads (whoever that was).
[x] 86. Think that X-Man was the greatest show ever invented, since you could watch DBSK do the most random things ever.
[x] 87. Learn how to play korean games, like OF COURSE, just because DBSK play it (Snd cuz you, like Min, want to intimidate your friends into telling everything).
[x] 88. Know more about DBSK then you do for some of your own relatives (Oh yes, its true, and you know it).
[x] 89. Watched 'the lion king' and decided what DBSK members would be which characters.
[ ] 90. Meet DBSK fans whereever you go, including a Dir en Grey concert (spend the 5 hours in line fangirling dbsk, not diru).
[x] 91. Immediately blame any outfit and/or hairstyle you don't like on the boys' stylists, even if you're looking at stalker pictures and its obvious the boys chose it themselves.
[x] 92. Believe DBSK is a health hazard, because you are seriously worried they might give you a heart attack one day, though you would die happy.
[x] 93. Have written "I love DBSK" or something similar in the sand on a beach.
[x] 94. Have learned to write in Korean, but only the boys' names...
[x] 95. Have used DBSK in more than one school project for which you earned a grade.
[x] 96. Have wished more than once that you were one of the boys' microphones.
[x] 97. Have fanfiction as the primary source of literature in your life.
[x] 98. Stay up all night watching an award show streaming live from halfway across the world in a language you don't understand, just to see them perform and see which awards they won, and even end up late for work, but it's worth it.
[x] 99. Use their scant, and awkwardly worded, English phrases in your daily life. Ex. "Let's do this!"
[x] 100. Have looked up Jaejoong's hamtaro PJ's up on E-bay and Seriously considered buying them.
[x] 101. Dream about DBSK or DBSK related things almost every single night.
[ ] 102. Spazz when one of them looks straight at a fancam even though you know they aren't exactly looking at you.
[ ] 103. Buy a new computer just to do DBSK stuff.
[x] 104. Go to the Korean CDs section first, to see if they have DBSK's album.
[x] 105. Jam out full blast in your car to DBSK. Rollin'!
[ ] 106. Give DBSK names to all your electronics.
[ ] 107. Then cry when you drop 'Junsu' the cellphone.
[x] 108. Proudly display your DBSK collection despite disapproval by the parentals.
[x] 109. Write your name + a member on every piece of blank (and sometimes not blank) paper you find.
[x] 110. Have your 'ideal man' list consisting of DBSK attributes. (small face, broad shoulders...)
[ ] 111. Think Yunho's scar is so sexy, you almost want to cut up your boyfriend's face so he has one too.
[ ] 112. Try to figure out who's last name would fit better with your first name...in case you got married...
[x] 113. Support all SM artists, since they've probably talked to DBSK.
>Except Girl's Generation.
[ ] 114. Stand next tall people and pretend they're DBSK.
[x] 115. Have joined every DBSK related community on Livejoural & Soompi...EVERY community.
[x] 116. Find any possible excuse to use some of Changmin's UFO replies in real life.
[ ] 117. Stay up into the wee hours of the morning checking what you've done off this list.
[x] 118. Send videos of the boys singing 'Happy Birthday' to your friends on THEIR birthdays.
[ ] 119. Find out that lonely girl in the corner of the classroom is a DBSK fangirl and you become friends.
[x] 120. Sit in class and all the people around you now know who DBSK are.
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.[x] 121. Think of Jaejoong anytime anyone mentions Heroes.
[ ] 122. Squeal with delight upon discovering your school color is going to be red, and yell out 'DBSK HWAITING!' at pep-rallies.
