Let the conversations do the talking.

Me: So sian lah.
Crystal: You think I not sian ah.
Me: Let's give DBSK nicknames! :D I shall call HeroJaeJoong = Muscle Man, MickyYooChun = Micky Man, MaxChangMin = Tall Man, XiahJunSu = Old Man & U-KnowYunHo = Skinny Man >:D.
Crystal: I wanna call YunHo Handsome Man lah.
Me: Canot! Must give funny funny name de.
Crystal: Kay lor, Skinny Man.

Me: -Points at YunHo's picture in E-pop mag.- He looks retarded here.
Crystal: Yea, I know.
Me: HAHA, Hero is the best la, he looks good in both photoshoot and music videos.

Crystal: Now I think I prefer YunHo over JaeJoong leh.
Me: You so hua xin la.
Crystal: Actually, I didn't really like JaeJoong last time.
Me: BUTBUT, JAEJOONG GOT MORE ABS! You see YunHo so skinny.

Me: I know why JaeJoong got pretty face.
Crystal: Why?
Me: Cuz he got 8 sisters.